Crazy but Logical...

Flaming Spud of Death

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 14:49:16 GMT

Dunno bout you guys, but this volcano looks like a potato. One that shoots lava, but a potato nonetheless....Yeah. *cough*

It's a neverending chain of insanity, really...

Fri, 28 Apr 2006 03:55:55 GMT

What happens when Mayme gets curious about yaoi?

She reads it.

What happens when Mayme becomes SasuNaru perverted.

She reads others.

What happens when Mayme joins the ranks of yaoi fangirls?

She tends to pick out pairings in many other things she reads/watches. For example: Shaman King, FMA, Legend of Zelda, Lord of the Flies (...I'm serious), etc.

What happens when she considers that being so obsessed is just plain stupid?

She shrugs it off and says, "That's why they call them guilty pleasures, right?"

Why does Mayme post this?

Why did Mayme type that?

Blah

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 00:34:21 GMT

Yo, get a life. I'm just testing this lil' comm credit thing. Jeez don't yas have somethin' better to do than listen to a sick girl rant. And yes. I meant ill. Sheesh. Ya say sick and they think ya mean mind, y'know? Not that it ain't true an' all. Yo, why're you still here? Dumbass. I should really just test it now.

sasuxnaru

Oh wonderful and all. It works. Dun even have to change the thinger. What do I mean? Why should I tell you? In fact, how should I know? Don't gimme that "you're thinkin' it" shit. You ass. You're assuming! Assuming is bad.

So it works. Yippee. Here it is so your forgetful arse won't forget. Yeah I was talkin' to myself there. Why are you still here?

< lj user= " username " />

My kindom for an lj cut!

Mon, 03 Apr 2006 05:01:27 GMT

Your Inner Blood Type is AB!

Your personality is hard to define - you're very unconventional.
And even if your personality could be defined, it would be completely different next week!
Outgoing and shy, sensitive and thoughtless, you tend to have a very split personality.
This makes you unpredictable. You can be a total angel - and a total devil.

You are most compatible with: everyone!

Famous Type AB's: Jackie Chan and Marilyn Monroe

What's Your Inner Blood Type?

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Your Eyes Should Be Brown

Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom

What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

I am amused.

In the following, one question was:

What holiday tradition do you most look forward to?

Full contact football
Making mom cry
Stuffing green beans up your nose
Starting a mutiny at the kids table
Stuffing your gut
The fruitcake toss
Extra strong eggnog with the family drunks

I chose the fourth of course.

You Are Cranberry Soda

Pucker up!

What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?

You Are 40% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

You Should Be A Gemini

What's good about you: witty and energetic, you're simply the most fun to be around

What's bad about you: you're flighty - losing interest in people and projects quickly

In love: you enjoy the "honeymoon phase," but after that it's hard for you to stick around

In friendship, you're: likely to have many groups of friends, with many different interests

Your ideal job: mime, guru, or cartoonist

Your sense of fashion: casual and simple

You like to pig out on: fast food, especially burritos

What Sign Should You Be?

Looks like I'm in the right place, ne?

The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick

You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Your Hair Should Be Blue

Wild, brilliant, and out of control.
You're a risk taker with an eye to the future.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

Tue, 21 Mar 2006 23:22:54 GMT

Text codes

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 02:23:21 GMT

Italic: < i > Text < /i >
Bold: < b > Text < /b >
Underline: < u > Text < /u >

Remember, self. It is not difficult. Quit being stupid. And quit insulting yourself.

Sun, 05 Mar 2006 22:59:06 GMT

Alright! That does it! *flames in background* I am one of few manga/anime fanatics in my school! Michelle is my only ~~victim~~ fellow fan that I can ~~brainwash~~ ~~drag~~ convince/bring into a pairing. And I seriously want to let loose some fangirling, dammit! But I need company! But Michi isn't a Naruto fan!! NUUU!!! *flails* Since Michelle never comes onto lj anymore, this plan is perfectly secret and junk. I'm gonna get her into the fandom, then go SasuNaru on her ass! Ho yeah!! She'll fall. Because ~~she's so damn easy to manipulate~~ I have mad convincing skillz!!!111

Meh! devART betrays

Sat, 25 Feb 2006 04:34:37 GMT

For folks who are looking for the fanfiction titled Fucking Sasuke that I referred you to in my deviantART journal, here it is. Bow to it, and prepare for nosebleed.

http://narutofic.net/viewstory.php?action=printable&textsize=0&sid=14&chapter=all

Heh.

Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:37:02 GMT

I had the urge to do more quiz things. Chaos shall ensue.

<td align="center"> Mayme's random George Bush quote:

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
-George W. Bush"

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Do I even want to know what the topic that brought him to say this was?

<td align="center"> Mayme's random George Bush quote:

"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

I wonder how that works.

<td align="center"> Mayme's random George Bush quote:

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.
-George W. Bush"

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Yeah, because I that's the average American's duty. To have a nice food fight with your kin.

<td align="center"> Mayme's random George Bush quote:

"I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army."

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

More.

Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:54:22 GMT

Heh. I am so dang bored and tired and...yeah.

<td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000">

Mayme is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:	My bad
To:	Sigmund Freud

Why?	Because they were walking around like a crazy person muttering to themselves
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

</td>
</table>

<td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000">

Inuzuka Dragon is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:	Now you’re on the trolley
To:	Elvis Presley

Why?	Because they went berserk when you broke their time machine
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

</td>
</table>

Mayme will have to write:

I will not ask other people embarrassing questions like whether or not they have ever starred in a porno

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Inuzuka Dragon will have to write:

I will use my powers for good instead of evil

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Tampered

Mayme will have to write:

I will not drool over SasuNaru smut in class.

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com

<td align="center">

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Your darkest secret is:	You accidentally went back in time and killed a dodo bird

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</td>
</table>

<td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000">

Your darkest secret is:	You stayed at home to learn the Macarena

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</td>
</table>

<td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000">

You will go to jail for:	Setting off cherry bombs on the roof of your school while yelling death to tyranny!

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</td>
</table>

<td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000">

You will go to jail for:	Accidentally finding area 51

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</td>
</table>

<td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000">

Your arch-nemesis is:	The godfather

Why?	Because they beat you at table tennis
The winner will be...	You will kill each other in a duel
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</table>

<td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000">

You will to trick-or-treating with:

Where?	On a spaceship with ‘something not human’ on the loose
What will happen?	You will get cabin fever and chase everyone down with an axe
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</td>
</table>

<td align="center">

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<td align="center">

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You will take over Myanmar using only the help of a huge conga line

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</td>
</table>

<td> <table border="0" width="450" bgcolor="#000000">

You will take over Hungary using only a rusty shovel

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</td>
</table>

<td align="center">

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<td align="center">

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<td align="center" style="background: #FFFFFF; color: #000000;">Mayme's Reason for Travelling Back in Time:

To make fun of Aristotle - thus making him really angry

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<td align="center"> Mayme's best excuse:

"These ghosts keep bugging me to solve their unresolved issues – it’s really a hassle"

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<td align="center"> Mayme's best excuse:

"The government is after me"

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<td align="center"> Mayme's best excuse:

" I’m an artist"

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<td align="center"> Mayme's best excuse:

"The power went down – in my head"

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<td align="center"> Mayme's secret lucky charm is:

"An exercise bike possessed by the ghost of Marlon Brando"

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Tampered:

<td align="center"> Mayme's secret lucky charm is:

"Lots and lots of SasuNaru Yaoi smutty and/or fluffy goodness"

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<td align="center"> Mayme's rejected candle scent:

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<td align="center"> Mayme's random George Bush quote:

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighbourhoods.
-George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2000"

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center">You are 53% Psychic

You are psychic. You are above average when it comes to perceiving the future. You are very observant and clever, with a good amount of common sense. It is very easy for you to predict things and be correct.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center">You are 26% evil

You are not so evil. You are overall a nice person, although I wouldn’t want to get on your bad side. You have an extravagant imagination.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center">You hate smug people!

Smugness is your biggest pet peeve. What with all their thinking they’re so good. They are so self-absorbed, they won’t acknowledge anyone but themselves. Arg.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center">You hate rabies!

Your pet peeve is getting rabies. Yes that disease. It is totally annoying to get, what with the foaming in the mouth…

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Tampering

Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:03:27 GMT

I'm insane. I think I may be insane. Before I show you my tampering with the results, I show you this amusing lil thing:

<td align="center"> Mayme --
[noun]:

A person who is a master of making ravioli

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Now on with the tampered with results.

<td align="center"> Mayme --
[noun]:

A SasuNaru fangirl

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Mayme --
[noun]:

A SasuNaru obsessive pervert

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Mayme --
[noun]:

Your overlord

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Another real result:

<td align="center"> Mayme --
[noun]:

An immortal

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Naruto Names

Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:55:30 GMT

I had so much fun with that one. Perhaps too much. And that is what LJ cuts are for. Click at your own risk.

<td align="center"> Kakashi --
[noun]:

A person who likes to steal tins of tuna

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Naruto --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Sakura --
[adjective]:

Banshee-like

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Sasuke --
[noun]:

A person who is constantly high

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Kiba --
[adjective]:

Smelling like turnips at all times

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Shikamaru --
[noun]:

A person who makes a living suing celebrities

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Ino --
[adjective]:

Smells like teen spirit

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Lee --
[noun]:

A real life terminator

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Neji --
[adjective]:

Like in nature to a banana peel

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Shino --
[adjective]:

Extremely extreme!

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Yoink!

Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:44:54 GMT

My name. Followed by my nicknames.

<td align="center"> Mayme --
[noun]:

A hard-core grave robber

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Inuzuka Dragon --
[noun]:

A real life muppet

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Of course it isn't really particular about keeping an answer.

<td align="center"> Inuzuka Dragon --
[noun]:

A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center"> Mayme --
[noun]:

A master of storytelling

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Man. Pride.

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 22:45:56 GMT

Wow... you've managed to ignore the complete idiocy

of everyone involved with bringing Naruto to

the states. You, my friend, are a true fan.

NARUTO Are You an Americanized Idiot or a True Naruto Fan? NARUTO
brought to you by Quizilla

No seriously, I am so dang friggin proud of myself.

Paige totally sucks!

Sat, 28 Jan 2006 05:18:08 GMT

I HATE HER RIGHT NOW! And that shitty little friend of hers too! I just want to read, people! Read fanfiction! Unfortunately, I can't do that with a normal book! Yeah. It's online. And what did I do to deserve the spoiled snotty attitude of hers? Oh yeah? I give her crap.

And tried to protect her on countless occasions. And put myself under GODDAMN STRESS JUST SO I WOULDN'T START SOMETHING WITH DAD! So I could protect HER! And on top of that I deal with stress from school! That and all of these bottled up emotions, and giving her crap for her spoiled attitude. That is what I did to deserve her shit. Ho yeah. I feel guilty. That's karma for ya.

Gender Bender 0.o

Fri, 27 Jan 2006 21:44:49 GMT

You scored as Sirius Black. You are a gifted wizard and very loyal to your allegiance. Whilst you have a big heart and care very much about those around you, you can be a little arrogant and reckless at times.

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Sirius Black

80%

Severus Snape

80%

Harry Potter

75%

Draco Malfoy

75%

Ron Weasley

60%

Ginny Weasley

60%

Hermione Granger

50%

Remus Lupin

50%

Albus Dumbledore

45%

Lord Voldemort

35%

Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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Hehehehe! I rock.

Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:06:27 GMT

I'm so cool.

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 00:50:05 GMT

Okay. To catch you up, here is the jist of stuff:

Every other weekend I'm with my dad. My dad is really protective and, y'know, paranoid. Not so fond of my internet obsession. Anyway, I was just at his house for the weekend.

My point? In a manner of two days my messages have reached 42. Suxors. And I got twelve hours of sleep the night before last, and got to sleep at 2:00 AM last night. Not fun. So now my already wacko sleep pattern is in even more chaos.

And my dad is as always clueless to what ticks me off. Yesterday, in my already bad mood, he did. And just because I was trying to hold stuff in to protect my little sister, he asked me "Do you even have feelings?!" !! My god! If tears and shaking and crunching into a tiny ball don't show him I have them, what the HELL will?! The tables were turned! Paige, my little sister, the only reason I EVER hesitate to react to his crap for the purpose of protecting her, had to protect ME!

I was worthless! I was just sitting there wide-eyed and I couldn't stop shaking, or clenching my teeth, or tearing up! I swear, I hate it when I'm like that! And get this: I still care about that bastard! I stopped loving him ages ago, and my sympathy for him is widdling fast, but I still care about him! Or is it just my need to protect Paige that holds me back.

Ugh. I'm pissed. I need to calm down...

Haha! I rule!

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 19:37:16 GMT

After 3 or 4 days of sitting at the computer, sneaking in net-time and scowling at Paige as she uses the IM on here, I have read all of the Sinfest comics. Go me.

Gods no...

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 02:56:49 GMT

Paige just found that we have ansestors named ______Gilmore and _____ Gilmore and there was a William Gilmore in there too. Gods no....I'm a...I'm a Gilmore Girl!!!

Edit: By the way, we're Irish! ^^ That makes four!

Oh Gods...

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 03:59:19 GMT

I am pathetic? I think I'm pathetic. Gods, I'm pathetic! I am reading (pause for dramatic effect) "To Kill a Mockingbird" fanfiction. -Is smacked- Eep! I already know I'm a dork, okays?! Go away, non-existant assulter! DIE! -starts darting around like a maniac-

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:14:22 GMT

Dammit Dammit Dammit! Why does Paige have to get on mom's bad side then leave me to face the consequences?! Yeah! My grades suck! I know! But does she have to pound my face in it because Paige is being a freaking dumbass?! URGH! I HATE THIS! I HATE IT! But of course I can't show frustration without a comment. She just slammed the mouse and I didn't nag HER! I'm gonna work now and wish I could punch a damn wall.

You know you're bored when...

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 00:48:40 GMT

You know you're bored when...

You consider reading some Yaoi so you're well informed when you rant about it
You scratch the blotches off of the desk
You remember random memories
You wonder when your next foretelling dream will pop up
You were slightly amused by playing badmiton in gym
You make a list of things you've done in your time of boredom

Any others?

Sat, 22 Oct 2005 23:09:47 GMT

I'll be back.
Don't worry.
I'll never leave you.
Not today.
I'm not the strongest
But I swear I'm not weak.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.

I'll be there
When you need me.
I don't care
If you refuse.
I may not be able to help anything,
But I won't be leaving you.

I'm afraid.
Afraid always.
Never sure what to do.
I don't care
What I would've done in the past,
But I'm not running away.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.

Count on me.
Can I count on you?
Cope with me
When I don't know what to do.
Cause I swear,
Whenever you're blue,
I'm gonna try to help you.
I'm gonna try to help you.

I'm not running away.
Not anymore.
Not anymore.

Just randomly thought this up. Format is almost completely random. It's sort of a song. I was humming a tune that worked with it, but will probally forget it soon. So...heh.

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 04:40:23 GMT

Your Hair Should Be Orange

Expressive, deep, and one of a kind.
You pull off "weird" well - hardly anyone notices.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?